Pow! Right in the kisser.
Tuesday, April 9, 2024
I started my day by having a large mug fall squarely on my head, so it’s all been an improvement since then.
After emptying the dishwasher, I started to put everything away. I opened a kitchen cupboard to discover someone had balanced some mugs rather precariously and all it took was the cupboard door moving to tip them. Straight into my face. I caught one (just) while the other landed just above my eyebrow, bounced off my forehead and smashed in the sink.
Thankfully, I don’t appear to have any bruising as a result. It’s not like I have a hairline that could hide it anyway. The worst thing was what my imagination gave me afterwards. A picture of my cold, lifeless, naked body on the kitchen floor, discovered by my husband once he got back from the gym. Nobody deserves that! 🤣
Lesson learnt. Make sure I’m dressed before opening any cupboards, so I’m presentable when found murdered by crockery. Or better still, don’t unpack the dishwasher. Ever.
Safety first.